Man jokes
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.