Man jokes
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
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HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved