Man jokes

How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."

The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

What goes hahaha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

What was King Tut's favorite coffee?

De-coffin-ated.

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

A man goes into a job interview and sits down.

The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"

The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"

The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"

The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.

One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”