Man jokes

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

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How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

What goes hahaha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."

The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

What was King Tut's favorite coffee?

De-coffin-ated.

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."

The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."

He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."

Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?

"Hello, ladies!"

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

Why did the gay man get raped?

He assed for it.