Medusa jokes

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

Medusa makes men hard.

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Is it so? Do people get freedom?

Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.