Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Medusa makes men hard
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at it
