Medusa jokes

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

Medusa makes men hard.

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is okay to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.

Technoblade: Speedruns Life.