Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Medusa makes men hard.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
