Man jokes
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What happened when the man died? Yes.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"