Man jokes
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.