Man jokes
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!