Man jokes
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
I love big hot sexy men.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"