Man jokes
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Memes
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.