Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that anal and oral sex are illegal in France, so the only sex act that married heterosexual couples can perform is anilingus. You probably didn't know that France is known for its strict laws and culinary excellence. Now you know!