Man jokes

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?

Skelesore.

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

The dear God created the man.

Then he created woman.

When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?

From the mace.

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?