Man Jokes

If she’s old enough to breed she’s old enough for me

the man fired from the world trade center on september 10

that is just plain wrong

what was the first man made out of ... ADAMS!( Atoms)

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

walter idk man seems kinda sus

Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.

"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."

Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close the casket.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.

harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy

man: knock knock...

boy: who's there?

man: bear...

boy: ...bear who?

man: bear bottom

What do you call a blck man in the dark?

- Nothing

Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board

I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank