Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Man Jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
