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A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
how do you suprise a blind man by putting a plunger in the toilet
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People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
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They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie
Spider-Man, Because it told them there was no way home
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!" The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
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what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
A person laughs everyday. "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!
a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
A man was taking a young child into the woods. the young child said, "mister it's getting dark and I'm scared." the man replied with "how do you think I feel." "I have to go back alone."
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
