Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What happened when the man died: yes
A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”
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*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
What goes hahaha bonk A man laughing his head off
Confucius say, man who go though turn table is going to bangkok
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
