Man jokes
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Jayden March, a name so bold, Never knew the joy of cookies untold. In a world of sugar and sweet delight, He stood apart, an unusual sight.
While others indulged in sugary bliss, Jayden abstained, dismissing the kiss Of chocolate chips and dough so divine, His willpower strong, his resolve intertwined.
No oatmeal raisin or double fudge, Could tempt his taste buds, not even a nudge. For Jayden March, a different path he took, In a world of cookies, he never partook.
His reasons unknown, a mystery untold, Perhaps he sought something purer than gold. Or maybe he craved a different kind of treat, One that couldn't be found in a cookie sheet.
But as the years passed by, curiosity grew, Whispers of wonder, questions anew. Why did Jayden March deny such delight? Was there a secret hidden in his resolute fight?
Some say he found solace in nature's embrace, In the rustle of leaves and the wind's gentle pace. Others believed his heart sought a different reward, In acts of kindness, love freely poured.
Jayden March, a man of mystery and grace, Marched to a beat only he could embrace. In a world of cookies, he found his own way, Leaving us wondering, pondering day by day.
For though he never tasted the sweetness of a treat, Jayden March's story remains incomplete. A reminder to us all, to explore and define, Our own desires, our own paths to find.
So let us celebrate Jayden's unique choice, And listen to the whisper of our own inner voice. For in a world of cookies, may we remember, That sometimes it's the journey, not the taste, we treasure.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place? Because he kneaded the dough!
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.