Man jokes
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Memes
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.