Man jokes

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.

A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?

One was born burnt.

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

The man was dangling by a string!

I was jealous the day he died.

Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.

Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

Man #2: My son died at level 4.

Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.

So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"

So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

What Did Iran Say To Oman?

"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!

Why do women like Pac-Man so much?

How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?

Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?

He got corn-ered!

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.