Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
My brother when he sees a girl.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.