Man jokes
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Dad: How was your trip to the park?
Daughter: It was good until the man came along.
Dad: *gasps* Whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened?
Daughter: He made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off...
Dad: Oh God, what next?
Daughter: Nothing, that was it.
Dad: Oh, come on! That wasn't exciting, make something up!
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
My brother when he sees a girl.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.