Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
What do you call a man with no shins ? Tony
Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread
Panera Ned
Im on a roll with my jokes rn
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me
One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted
Man I don’t need viagra when I see Mara
Why is an orpan favourite movie 🍿 spider man no way home
The other day my Girlfriend asked me to hand her, the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.
The doctor reply’s with:
“I can clearly see your nuts”
What do you call a ruptured chines man? One hung lo
what do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
A man walks into a bar, the corrections officer says "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up? Skelesore.
she àsked How can you explain a yellow colour to a blind man
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
