A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.
"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"
And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.
"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"
And so he did.
Okay, so this dude is mega upset because his headphones broke. Instead of, like, going to the store, he asks the big man upstairs for help. And God's all like, "Just buy new ones, dummy!" It's funny because it's so obvious and not what you'd expect God to say, ya know? Also, you are probably as smart as the guy in the joke, because you needed me, Explain Bear, to explain this to you.
