John took a bath with bubbles. Bubbles was a man.
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, " Dad how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big "dick"? her father replied " honey, you should have watch me last night - it was inside my mouth, does it cycle now?"
Guy tells his pal...My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or boy. "Congrats man...what are you gonna name it if it's a boy? .... We're going with Trevor. Ok, what if it's a girl?... then we'll have an abortion.
whats the best way to get a man to confess to a rape? ask him to tell a rape joke
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks "How long am I going to live?" The doctor says "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says"10" The man asks "Ten what?" Then the doctor keeps going"6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
What did the tower say to the other? "Man, someone's on fire today! "
the 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed
Girl: what is abortion? Man: Ask your brother Girl: But I don't have a brother! Man: Exactly!!
why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off? they can't stand to see a man have a good time
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
whats a mans favorite thing that starts with m and ends with arraige
Miscarriage
Gutted rn...the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does...man...
what do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like a egg? Humpty dumpty!!!!!!!!!
why did the man cross the road...?
because he wanted to :) :) :)
so a blind man got run over by a car......a parked car
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
