what did nemos dad say "man hes alot like my dad, i can never find him"
Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles? Hey, man.
Whats the difference between you and me. Your not strangling a man with a cloak on.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
Why did the man sit in his porch and bark at the postman when he came? Because his dog had a sore throat!
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, "okay."
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse, A man walked into a horse
what was the first man made out of ... ADAMS!( Atoms)
Confucius say, man who bite electric wire get shocking experience.
three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!
why did the man die of the actors performance?
the performance was unbeLIVEable
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee, The man said coffee was only a quarter, I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask it.
There are 3 Genders
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
someone: stop making jokes about sh!
me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep
