Man Jokes

I like Christmas. It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay 😁

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How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them

What did the talking rope say to the man? Just hang in there

what youtube channel did mt. fuji subscribe to chrisy man

“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive..

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A man will actually look for the golf ball

is that a person over there Na its jesus

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?

man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am

man i had a joke but it left and lever came back

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you? Just, hang in there, man.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!