a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said "sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant". So he stretches his eyes and says "oh herro can i get some chiri".
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A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed- He wakes up under it...
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokรฉmon Go? He said โWynaut.โ
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. ๐จ๐ช๐ฒ
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. ๐๐ช!?๏ธ
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. ๐ฒ๐ช๐ฎ
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
โWhat in the world did I just read?โ
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
hitler was a good man because after all he did kill hitler
What is an Emos favourite game? Hang man!
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please Iโm trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
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Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
