Man jokes
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.