Man jokes

Man: *steals drink*

Boy: bro😭😭

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

How does Hellen Keller meet men?

She goes on blind dates.

What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?

When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

Why do men fart louder than women?

Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.

What's the difference between women and men?

Men have rights.

What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

An African man visits his friend in the US.

“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”

“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.

“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”