Man jokes
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
village girls of africa
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.