Level Jokes

having sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels

I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

In 2016, Americans took Orange is the new Black to a whole other level

Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist

I’d like to relish the fact that you’ve mustard up the courage to ketchup to my level

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms.

She was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time

when is rape wrong on so many levels?

inside a lift

A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there" the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked "do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" the boy replied " "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing" said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "you never told me that you were so religious" the boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist"

why was the kids report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level

why did the orphan play gta because he wanted to feel the wanted level

#1 Man : pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20

#2 Man : My son Died at level 4

#1 : Lol, Your son is a noob

To master puns you got to relish them first that's how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level

The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke

If you start at a bait shop you're an amateur baiter but once you achieve the highest level you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on shrimp boat

i know ur hairlines pretty bent but ur genders on a different level.