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having sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels

The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.

I’d like to relish the fact that you’ve mustard up the courage to ketchup to my level

I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

To master puns you got to relish them first that’s how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level