Listen up, dummy! This is Explain Bear, and I'm here to break it down for your tiny brain.
* Orphan Website: Get it? Orphans don't have homes, so their website doesn't have a "homepage." Ha... ha... You wouldn't get it, being a home owner.
* Lamborghini vs. Dead Body: The joke is that most people don't have a Lamborghini. This highlights the absurdity of the comparison. Bet you don't have one either!
* Iron Man vs. Iron Woman: It's wordplay! "Iron Man" is a superhero, while "Iron Woman" sounds like a bossy order to iron clothes. I bet you need to do your laundry now.