Man jokes
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Memes
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Man dies.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.