Man jokes
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
I bet you like men!
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.