Man jokes
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Memes
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.