Man

Man jokes

Nazi

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

Batman

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Pizza

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Snail

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Sound

What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?

They both need to make sounds to be recognized.

Hump

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Emo

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

Manslaughter

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

Road

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

Hand

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Dick

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

Ginger

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

Orphan

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Robbery

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

Movie

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"