Man jokes
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.