Man jokes
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Memes
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
How did the gay man die? Homicide.