Neil jokes
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
