Neil jokes

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.

What do you call a man with no legs?

Neil (kneel)

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

So I treat everyone like garbage.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.

He just moved back in with his mom.