Neil jokes
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
Only in Ohio.
