Neil jokes

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.

What do you call a man with no legs?

Neil (kneel)

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."

The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

So I treat everyone like garbage.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!