Neil jokes
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.
