Neil jokes
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
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One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."
