Neil jokes

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.

What do you call a man with no legs?

Neil (kneel)

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.