Neil jokes
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
