"I'm A Man"

After every line, say “I’m a man.”

I went to the club. (I’m a man)

I met a girl. (I’m a man)

I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)

We got some drinks. (I’m a man)

I took her home. (I’m a man)

We got in bed. (I’m a man)

She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, chucklenuts. So basically, this dude is saying "I'm a man" after everything he does to show how manly he is. But then, the girl whispers in his ear, and he STILL says "I'm a man." Get it? It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda ruins the mood, ya goofball. Also, you need to touch grass, you smell like my 3rd cousin.

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