Forty-Year-Old Vinegar

  • His neighbor asked Hodja,

    "Do you have some forty-year-old vinegar?"

    "I have," answered Hodja.

    "Would you give me some? I need it to prepare a medication," said the man.

    "No, I won't," replied Hodja. "If I had given some to everybody who asked for it, would I have it for forty years?"

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. The Hodja is based. He knows that if you keep handing out your stuff to every needy neighbor, you won't have anything left to brag about. You're probably the guy who gives his lunch away and then wonders why he's hungry.

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