Man jokes
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.