Man jokes
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!