Man jokes
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.