Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.