Mama

Mama jokes

Highway

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

Rapist

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

Lipstick

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Air

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

Pornstar

When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

Dog

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Fart

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Grape

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Pound

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Drug

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

Man

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.