Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.