Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama!
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"