Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.