Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do ðŸ˜.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
