Mama jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.