Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
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