Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do ðŸ˜.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama so FAT..
That when she had sex with you..
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
