Mama jokes
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.