Mama jokes

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!