Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!