Mama jokes
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.