What does an orphan say after a kid makes a jo mama joke?
I don’t have a mama.
Whats one plus one
Yo mama
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
