Mama jokes

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.

Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

What's one plus one?

Yo mama.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!