Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.