Mama jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!