Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I donβt have a mama."
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
