Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how ridiculously hairy someone's mom is. Like, so hairy that getting a rug burn from her is a life-threatening situation. Get it? It's funny because it's an exaggeration, and you are probably the unfunniest person I have ever met.