Mama jokes

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.