Mama jokes
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.