Mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Your mother.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.