Mama

Mama jokes

Fat

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Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Quarter

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Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Dad

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Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Bowl

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Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!