Mama jokes
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Your mother.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"