Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.