Mama jokes
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Mama milky?
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.