Mama jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama!
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.