Mama jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Mama milky?
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.