Mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.