Mama

Mama jokes

Papa

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Store

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Air

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Scale

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Cop

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Bus

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Shawarma

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!