Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.