Mama jokes
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama joke.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Joe Mama!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"