Mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."