Mama jokes
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Joe Mama!
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.