Mama jokes
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!