Mama

Mama jokes

Clash Royale

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Adoption

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yo mama!

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.