Mama jokes
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."