Mama jokes

Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.

Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.

Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.

Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.

Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.

Yo mama is so fat.

When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.

Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.

Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.

Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.

Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.

Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.