Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.