Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
Your mama's so crazy, she cooks her chicken drumsticks in raspberries and milk.
Your mama's so crazy, she thought Mike Tyson had some boots and cats up his sleeve.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.