Mama

Mama Jokes

Irish

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Abortion

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Train

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Mole

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Scale

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

God

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Fat

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Weight

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Judgement

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Dick

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Bartender

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.