yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
joe mama is joe mama (you're mother) lMAO
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a jo mama joke?
I don’t have a mama.
yo mama soo dumb she studied for a covid test.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
