Milky jokes
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Mama milky?
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
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Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!