Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Me: Joe left today.

Orphan: Who's Joe?

Me: Joe mama!

Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.