yo mama cheeks are red idk why
Yo mama so stupid She starved in a grocery store
Yo mama is so stupid, when she went took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left”, she went home.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
yo mama so tall she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon
Yo Mama Slept With So Many Guys Shes Starting To Look Like One
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
credits: to my freind
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mamas teeth are so crooked they have a British accent.
Yo mama so fat her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating causing a tsunami
Yo mama so "PHAT", she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ENDS WORLD HUNGER.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
