Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a dollar 4 quarters pop out.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
yo mama soo fat! she sunk the titanic she put on a blue coat and they thought she was and iceberg!!
