Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Mama Jokes
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Your mother.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama joke.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
