ur mother
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit in the living room
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
What's one advantage of being an orphan? Nobody can make it mama jokes about you.🌚
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama joke.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Imagine being gay like JOE MAMA!!
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"