Mama jokes
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.