Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens envaded earth they said wow two in one
yo mama so fat wen she steppid on a monster truck she turned i into a lowrider
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
yo mama so fat when she got ran over the van did a 360 flip to mars
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
joe mama is joe mama (you're mother) lMAO
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a jo mama joke?
I don’t have a mama.
