Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
