Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
