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Miscarriage

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

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  • Sandwich

    People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

    Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

    Cheese

    I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

    Memes

    Comic

    Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

    A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

    Social media

    Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

    Miscarriage

    What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

    Her miscarriage.

    Depression

    Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

    Kid

    Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

    Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

    Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

    Orphanage

    Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

    Wife

    Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

    LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

    Fat

    Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!

    Suicide attempt

    My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

    Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.

    Google

    Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

    Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."