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Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

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The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?

Because they blow up in your face.

Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.

Religion crashes them.

What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.

The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

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