Make jokes

The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

Why is hangman always done in black ink?

To make it more realistic.

Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.

Religion crashes them.

I'd make a masturbation joke.

But they always get out of hand.

Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!

My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.

Who makes the best anteaters?

Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)

Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."