Make jokes
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.