What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible....But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
How to make an orphan die
Tell then to yell until their folks come home.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priest?
Because they blow up in your face.
Now its time to make fun of aisans. What do you call an aisan eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O
Q: Why can’t jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
What makes genders and twin towers similar? There used to be two of them and now its a sensitive subject.
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
To start off this Christmas season imma make a list of what I want, then Ima make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations ima start with the first ornament and hang myself
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I am not making a noose I am making a unsubscribe button for life.
devil : hey angel angel : hi devil why are nice ? devil : what do angels add to there food to make it i little more spicy? angel : what? devil : angelpinos
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because They don't need permission from their Parents
