Women be like don't say that about her genitals then makes fun of men's genitals
what makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person. Sorry didn't mean to step on your toes
I made a website about orphans
But I can’t make a home page
Why can’t a orphan make a joke Dad jokes
osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better
Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes- self-raising (rising)
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-od.
Bubba couldn't make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied “okay cool now I’m going to go sue thin mints for not making me thin.”
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
