Make jokes

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?

Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!

What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?

To put the wheelchair in the pot.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

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Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?

A male Duck on Viagra.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

What am I?

A: A baby.

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."