Make jokes
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
I make baby mush.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!