Make jokes

How do u make a sausage roll?

Push it down the hill.🍆

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?

Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?

A male Duck on Viagra.

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?

To put the wheelchair in the pot.

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......