I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Make Jokes
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
