Make jokes
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Sleep, but make it forever.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!