Make jokes
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
I make baby mush.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.