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A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

What am I?

A: A baby.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

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Continue.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.