Make jokes

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!

What did Jessiey do?

Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!

How do you make the grass cut itself?

Make it depressed.

Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

Why do rappers make terrible pirates?

Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.