Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Make Jokes
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
