Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.
One makes you cry when you cut it up
SCOOT WANT TAXI! Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side. 🍐
I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny
AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
What's about 12 inches long has a purple head and can make woman scream all night?
Cot death
RAPE 9/11 ABORTION ORPHAN MURDER DEAD KILL DRUGS what makes all these categories so familiar? either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselfs
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...
Cause he's dead like their parents!
I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Why do orphans play gta? To make them feel wanted
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”
How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family
So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
