Make jokes
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.