Make jokes
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Memes
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.