Try to make a joke. But not about yourself. Well I have nothing
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it a Hitler
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
I'd make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
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why is life like penises
woman make it hard
How did gertie gorilla make the playboy magazine? She was ape-ril!
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders Turtle soup . The waiter hollers “One Turtle Soup”. A moment later the guy calls the waiter over and says, I’ve changed my mind , I would like Pea Soup The waiter hollers “ Hold The Turtle and Make It Pea “
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In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish. It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
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so i went to my freinds house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out i dont like visitors.
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
Me:Mom can I have some make up. Mom: no. You are beautiful just the way you. Me:So that’s why you were make up.
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How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
Tried making 911 jokes but none it kept falling apart
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost there lives on the ice? There calling the movie The Lost Boys.
