Make jokes
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!