Make jokes
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.