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Twin Towers

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Pilot

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

Sister

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Mom

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Age

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

Parent

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

Comment

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Robber

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Antidepressant

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

Vegetarian

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

Orphan

Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?

They don't know where home plate is.