Make jokes

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

What did Jessiey do?

Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!

How do you make the grass cut itself?

Make it depressed.

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.