Make jokes

It's always the little things that make us laugh.

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!

What did Jessiey do?

Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!

How do you make the grass cut itself?

Make it depressed.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!