Lost Jokes

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.

Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

I used to be a banker...

but then I lost interest.

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!

This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok,And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”

A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".

The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.

Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)

-Dark_Humor

I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle

Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job

You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.

why cant british people play chess

because they lost their queen

Why is the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?.......... Because they lost 2 towers and their queen

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway

Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT

I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...

Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why are they crying They said: Because I lost my parents I said: lets find them they cried harder so I walked out of the orphanage.