Lost jokes
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A jogger stops, feels bad for him, and asks, "Sir, what's wrong?"
The old man sobs, "I'm 85 years old. I have a 25-year-old wife at home who is a supermodel. She cooks me gourmet meals every day, she keeps the house spotless, and we spend every night in total, passionate bliss."
The jogger looks confused. "Wait... that sounds amazing! Why are you crying?"
The old man looks up, tears streaming down his face, and wails: "I can't remember where I live!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"