Lost Jokes

what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

Why did the accountant fell.pff his bicycle? Because he lost his balance

Why can't England play chess... because they lost their queen

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'

On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!

A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'Hairy butt', so she named the House hairy butt. The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'crack, so she named the baby crack. After a year or two she lost him so she called the police and said'Help! I looked all over my hairy butt but I couldn't find my little crack.

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...