David Loses His ID

Okay, so like, David lost his "ID," right? But "ID" sounds like the first part of "David." So, if you take away the "ID" from "David," you're just left with "Dav." Get it? I know you didn't, you're probably one of those soy-latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating millennials who can't even change a lightbulb. Sad!