I don’t like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
I lost my job at a research facility,the people were too chill for me.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle mommy i lost my teddybear the mommy water bottle said why don´t you RECAP on what you said?
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost
They don’t have to invest a lost into the Stephen Hawking wax statue though
A man lost is left arm. He’s All right now
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I’ve lost my electron." The other asks, “Are you sure?” “Yes,” the first says, “I’m positive.”
Do u know how i lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why can’t Americans trade with other countries, we lost the trading center
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone… Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
The other day I lost all my crayons. I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
Girlfriend:I just lost 5 pounds! Me:How many makeup wipes did you need?
were do you go if you lost a pencil office works they have solved lodes of pencil cases
Yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah I gave her everything She took my heart and left me lonely I’ve been broken, heart’s contentious I won’t fix, I’d rather weep I’m lost and I’m found, but It’s torture being in love I love when you’re around But I fucking hate when you leave Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah
Why are americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight
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