You are my compass, without you, I’m lost.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
Girlfriend:I just lost 5 pounds! Me:How many makeup wipes did you need?
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
I lost my bag. :(
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't FIND the BEAT
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day.... only cause I wanted my first time to be special...
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle, If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972? Because it is politically motivated 👏 🙌 👍👍👌👌 🤔 💭 💡 🫢 😲 😭 😠 😡 🤬
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
-Dark_Humor
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice
on september 11th 2001 the new york giants lost against the jets.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
