Lost jokes
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
I just found out my ex got stabbed today... let's just say I lost my job as a butcher.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.