Lost jokes
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
Memes
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" πππ
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
If you read this, you lost your v card.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Why canβt Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.