Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

Today; Worst day ever

My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

Why did Stephen Hawkins die?

He lost WiFi connection

The other day I lost all my crayons. I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.

Why are americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.

How did steven hawking die

He lost entirnet conection

I used to work at a bank then I lost interest

how did stephen hawking die he lost wifi

were do you go if you lost a pencil office works they have solved lodes of pencil cases

at my sample place i handed my wife a fork and i lost my job

Why did the accountant fell.pff his bicycle? Because he lost his balance

Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died? He lost his wifi connection

Q What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car

A Carlos

He lost Wifi connection…

I lost all faith in humanity I am moving to uranus its really big I might get lost

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying he asks her what is wrong? She replies I lost my, my family, my friends and my home the man then unties his pants and says then young lady ur day is about to get worse

Yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah I gave her everything She took my heart and left me lonely I’ve been broken, heart’s contentious I won’t fix, I’d rather weep I’m lost and I’m found, but It’s torture being in love I love when you’re around But I fucking hate when you leave Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah

I lost my bag. :(

why did stephen hawking die because his carer lost his charger

What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight

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