Lost jokes
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
If you read this, you lost your v card.