My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" πππ
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Why canβt Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
