Lost jokes
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Fill it out if u want
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.