Lost Jokes

Why is UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.

Yo mama's so fat.. When Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg

ur mum so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost

Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂

whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

If you read this you lost your v card

Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister so her got the family discount.

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.

Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.

What does fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I'm a fireman" The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman

I used to be a banker...

but then I lost interest.

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!

This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)