Look jokes
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.