Look jokes

I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!

If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.

Guys, look at the comments, omg!

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.

Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"

The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.

The kid asked him again and so on.

Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

"Prince, where are you?"

I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.