Look jokes

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Look at my name and you'll see.

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>

Looks dragon!

Draggin' these nuts across yo face!

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

Wolf looks like a fox.

It has the sharpest claws.

It has a bushy tail.

To eat, it doesn't fail.

It has a coat of red.

My grandmother has said,

It hunts in search of food.

It is never, never good!

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!

Bitch: Nice eyebrows.

Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)