Trans person jokes

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?

About 3 years.

Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

I have a lot of respect for trans women.

That surgery takes balls!

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.