Trans person jokes
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.