Trans person jokes

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?

About 3 years.

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.