Driving Home

  • So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

    Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

    Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up buttercup. Timmy waves at a car and says it's his brother coming home from the bar, see? But the morbid twist is that Timmy's brother is probably dead, otherwise waving at a random car wouldn't make any sense, genius. You are slow. Like dial-up internet slow.

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