Look jokes
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
I am looking for Mike Roch.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!