Look jokes

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because of all its problems.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Look at my name and you'll see.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!

Bitch: Nice eyebrows.

Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

I am looking for Mike Roch.