Look

Look jokes

Forehead

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Mom

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

Mirror

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Pic

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Whale

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Memes

Sentence

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

Wolf

Wolf looks like a fox.

It has the sharpest claws.

It has a bushy tail.

To eat, it doesn't fail.

It has a coat of red.

My grandmother has said,

It hunts in search of food.

It is never, never good!

Reaction

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Oil

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

Age

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Ariana

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Popsicle

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Moment

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.