Look jokes

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?