Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Look at my name and youll see
