Look jokes

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

Oh, look! It's Uranus!

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.