So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
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Listen here, genius. The joke is that the guy thought the girl was an adult and asked for her number. She gives him a "sexy" number implying she's down for some adult fun. But BAM! Turns out she's only 15! That's illegal and messed up, you dumpster fire. You probably think that the earth is flat, lol.