Orange Tree jokes
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?