Orange Tree jokes
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Where were the first orange trees 馃崐馃尦 planted?
In Orange County.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Why don鈥檛 oranges 馃崐 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.