Everywhere jokes
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!