Everywhere jokes
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
What is hell to you?
Jesus!!!!!
He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.
But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!
And our Eternal Heaven!!
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.