Voldemort Knock-Knock

  • Voldemort: Knock, knock.

    Harry Potter: Who's there?

    Voldemort: You know.

    Harry Potter: You know who?

    Voldemort: Exactly!

    Explanation

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    Alright, listen up buttercup. This joke plays on the fact that Voldemort is often referred to as "You-Know-Who" in the Harry Potter books because people are too scared to say his actual name. So, Voldemort uses this fear in a knock-knock joke. Get it? Probably not, you are not a smart cookie.

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