Schrödinger Meets Shakespeare

Listen up, genius! This joke is funny because it mashes up two very different brainiacs. Schrödinger, the physics dude, is mixed with Shakespeare, the English major's hero. Shakespeare wrote "To be or not to be," and Schrödinger just tweaked it a bit. You probably didn't even know that Schrödinger created a CAT that is ALIVE and DEAD at the same time. No wonder you are still stuck in a dead-end job.